Originally from doeeyedpdsmessiah | 8.31.14

moosekingofhell:

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

(Source: doeeyedpdsmessiah)






Originally from sandandglass | 8.31.14

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.




Originally from ocevns | 8.31.14

ocevns:

what if there was a dog library where you could borrow dogs




Originally from carlospalmer | 8.31.14

carlospalmer:

instead of calling someone a “grammar nazi”, why not try:

  • word nerd
  • syntax whiplash
  • fuckin geek
  • speech preacher
  • punctuate infatuate-er
  • ~Lord English~
  • grAMMAR SLAMMER

(Source: carlospalmer)




Originally from timtampon | 8.31.14

timtampon:

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

omg please don’t bring this back
People are converting because of this post and I’m actually Jewish oh god I fucked up




Originally from redplebeian | 8.31.14

redplebeian:

Too fucking real

redplebeian:

Too fucking real




Originally from thelittlearchangelthatcould | 8.31.14

  •  accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
  • me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono



Originally from cute-overload | 8.31.14

askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

(Source: cute-overload)




Originally from hesitant-idiot | 8.31.14

hesitant-idiot:

let the flames begin (2011) - part || (2014)